how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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