i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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