Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Randomize
