I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So much rum. So many feels.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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