I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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