Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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