I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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