Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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