My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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