Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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