There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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