my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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