new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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