Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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