it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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