Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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