I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
