coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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