I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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