he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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