On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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