god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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