remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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