I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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