i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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