is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
How external is "for external use only"?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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