somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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