the condom got lost in my hair
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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