Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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