Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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