I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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