Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
