If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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