I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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