is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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