So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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