well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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