A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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