Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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