im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
farters have to be the big spoon...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I need moral support for this bender
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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