Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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