with your own penis?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
handjob tips. give me some.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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