So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I currently don't understand fingers.
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