A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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