Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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