i just wanna soil my oats bro
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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