haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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