He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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