We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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