wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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