Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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