Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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