yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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