Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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